Well, I knew that it was only a matter of time before Parker was influenced by his “friends” at his private school, but I thought that we had a couple more years before I had to worry about this particular problem….Gang Activity.
I present to you exhibit A.
Please notice the one pant leg pulled up (South Floridians, I need your help. Which gang is it that lifts the left pant leg?? Never mind, I’ll ask my inmates.) Also, he seems to be flashing a double “C” sign with his hands. That can’t be a good thing. Are his eyes squinted? Could there be possible drug activity out on the “yard?” He is with the 2-3 year olds now and you know how older kids are these days.
I think that the Irishman and I are going to have to have an intervention. I guess I’ll go dig up my “Say No To Gang Activity and Drugs and Tobacco” book and prepare my talk ahead of time. Take this as a lesson folks, it’s never to early to talk to your kids about joining yuppie, private school gangs.