You know, I don’t understand why people think that cleaning is so hard to stay on top of.
I mean, it seems like my floors seem to somehow clean themselves.
It certainly doesn’t take a lot of time out of my day to get it done.
In fact, I can’t remember the last time I swept the floors. Funny, huh?
P.S. I’m certain this doesn’t violate any child labor laws. I pay him a fair wage in Cheerios.
P.P.S. Yes, he’s still wearing Christmas PJs in February. Please don’t judge me.